I Didn't Need The Elf

You Never Know When You'll Come Upon Something And It's Going To Be Fodder For New Material.

I Think There Are Still Words You Can't Use In Family Entertainment That You Can Use In A Sitcom Today.

I Never Had An Aversion Because I Was Active In The Drama Club. If I Had That Aversion I Certainly Wouldn't Put Myself In The Position Of Being On Stage. Of Course, In The Drama Club You're Hiding Behind A Character.

Marriage And Fatherhood Heighten The Disillusion That We All Think We Are Born Handy. We Confidently Believe That We Can Fix Things Around The House, As If It's Part Of The Collective Brain That Was Further Enhanced By Eighth-grade Shop Class.

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.