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Waking Your Kids Up For School The First Day After A Break Is Almost As Much Fun As Birthing Them Was.

The One Thing I Like About 'playboy' Is They Don't Have The Anorexic Look. The Women Are Voluptuous. So I Didn't Really Want To Diet. I Just Wanted To Tone Up.

A Talk Show Is Difficult Because The Formula Is Always The Same: There's A Host And There's Guests. Really What You Can Change Is Only So Much. So, I Don't Have Any Pre-interviews, Which Forces Real Conversation.

Sometimes I Think Marriage Licenses Should Be Like Driver's Licenses. They Expire After A Number Of Years, And In Order To Keep Going You Have To Renew. Wouldn't That Be Kind Of Genius? It Would Force You Both To Look At The Relationship, And If It's Not Working, The Marriage Would Expire So You Could Go On Your Merry Way, Or On The Positive Side Of It, You Could Look At Each Other And Say We Really Want To Renew. What A Way To Keep It Fresh!!

Because They've Either Conveniently Forgotten With Time Or They're Trying To Be Supportive, Most Mothers Won't Tell You How Hard Pregnancy (and Then Childbirth) Can Be. Let Me Tell You, It Is. It's Brutal Sometimes! But, If I Did It, Anyone Can Do It. I Mean, I Always Knew I Was Meant To Do Something Really Big In Life, And Now I Know That This Was It. Screw Winning An Academy Award Someday ... I Gave Birth