I Do Date Quite Frequently.

I Will Always Smell Good.

Sorry, I'm Not Much Of A Cook.

If A Woman Is Into Me, It Usually Takes Me Awhile To Figure That Out. She Has To Hit Me Over The Head With It.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.

I've Been Acting Since 2002, Around About There.