I Do Get Obsessed With

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?

I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's Bachelor Party. In Real Life.

People Try To Challenge Me In Bars Every Now And Then. As Long As They're Not Physical I Just Walk Away, But If They Get Physical Then I Just End Up In A Fight.

It's A Real Primal Thing, Watching Someone Get Hurt. It's Funny And Accessible.

People Think By Challenging Me They're Going To Show They're Tough. But I'm Not Tough. Decent Drinker. Not Such A Bad Kisser. But Not A Great Fighter.