I Do Happen To Have

My Parents Were Disappointed I Didn't Finish College, And They Were Really Upset When I Went To Hollywood To Become An Actor. I Was A Big Disappointment To Them.

If You're Going To Do A Romantic Comedy It Was About Housing It In Something That We Haven't Seen Before.

Who Would Name Their Kid Jack With The Last Words 'off' At The End Of The Last Name? No Wonder That Guy Is Screwed Up.

Never Get Behind Old People. Their Bodies Are Littered With Hidden Metal And They Never Seem To Appreciate How Little Time They Have Left

Whatever You Do, Don’t Wake Up At 65 Years Old And Think About What You Should Have Done With Your Life.