I Do Like Talk Shows.

I'm Italian, But Some People Think I'm Jewish Because I Work The Yiddish. I Also Work The Italian, By The Way.

As Socrates I Believe Said The Unexamined Life Is Not Worth Living. I Believe That's True. I Do Believe That.

I Don't Need A Diet Pill. I Need Something That Gives You An Electric Shock When You Reach For Food.

I Read The 'new York Times', I Read 'the Nation', I Read 'newsweek', I Read 'time Magazine', I Read 'politico', I Read 'mediaite'. This Is What I Do! I Read Every Day, I Have Interests, I'm Like Everybody Out There Who's Watching, Who's Out There Watching, You Know?

You Really Have To Know Who You Are. It Takes, Uh It's Not That Easy.