I Do Love America. And

What We Do Have Is Nothin' But Time. Welcome To The Shawshank Redemption Of Late Night!

I'm Hooked On Email. That's Right, Kids, I'm One Of You.

People Talk To Old People Like They're Children.'oh You're Very Old Aren't You?' Yeah I'm Old. I'm Not Stupid.

It's All About The Triumph Of Intellect And Romance Over Brute Force And Cynicism.

Now, I Know Obama Was Trying To Take The Long View, But Talking About Solar Energy In The Middle Of The Oil Spill Is Like Watching Your House Engulfed In Flames And Saying, 'we Really Should Change The Curtains.'