I Do Not Believe In

London: A Place You Go To Get Bronchitis.

The Telephone Is A Good Way To Talk To People Without Having To Offer Them A Drink.

No One I Knew Talked About Money. It's Not An Area Of Interest.

I Have A Hard Time Writing. Most Writers Have A Hard Time Writing. I Have A Harder Time Than Most Because I'm Lazier Than Most. [...] The Other Problem I Have Is Fear Of Writing. The Act Of Writing Puts You In Confrontation With Yourself, Which Is Why I Think Writers Assiduously Avoid Writing. [...] Not Writing Is More Of A Psychological Problem Than A Writing Problem. All The Time I'm Not Writing I Feel Like A Criminal. [...] It's Horrible To Feel Felonious Every Second Of The Day. Especially When It Goes On For Years. It's Much More Relaxing Actually To Work.

If Thine Enemy Offend Thee, Give His Child A Drum.