I Do Not Hope Somebody

Every Article I've Read About Myself Always Winds Up Concluding That I Am Not, In Fact, Completely Stupid.

All I've Ever Needed Is Myself.

I Love Fast Cars, Loud Guns And Classic Rock 'n' Roll, But I'd Never Do Any Of It In Flats. I Love Me A Nice, Big Uncomfortable Pair Of Heels And Some Big Hair! Maybe It's A Southern Thing, But I Love Dressing Up. It's Everything I Can Do Not To Leave The House In A Goddamn Prom Dress Every Day.

I Say I'm A Rebel. I'm Continually Fighting Against [sexism]. I Don't Take Parts Because They're For The Sexy Girl. I Take The Sexy Girl Parts And Try To Give Them Something Else And Make Them A Character.

I'm Pretty Confusing. But I Do Have An Oil Rig In My Back Yard.