I Do Not Want My

I Never Apologized For Anything In My Life. The Only Thing I'm Sorry About Is Putting A Curse On Roger Ebert's Colon. If A Fat Pig Like Roger Ebert Doesn't Like My Movie, Then I'm Sorry For Him.

I Heard My Mother Talking Badly Of Me To People Who Were Talking Badly Of Me In Her Salon. That's Probably The Thing That I'm Most Sensitive Of In All My Friendships And My Relationships. I Just... I Just Can't Take That. I'm Comfortable With Enemies, But I Can't Take It From Friends.

My Parents Were Dishonest People. If It Was My Birthday, I Knew My Mother Took Me To The K-mart And She Stole My Toy. She'd Put It In The Shopping Cart And We'd Walk Out. I Was Raised With That.

I Would Be Delighted To Show My Film In The Viennale. I Do Not Offer Press Kits. I Do Not Offer Stills. I Do Not Offer Screeners. I Do Not Offer Dvd's. I Do Not Offer Posters. I Require A First-class Flight To Bring The Print However I Do Not Offer Any Photo Ops Or Press Exchange In Any Way. My Fee For Showing My Film Is $35,000 Dollars Us.

If I Gain Support, The Support Doesn't Seem To Mean Anything. It's Not Like Anyone Really Cares About Me.