I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.

When I Was A Little Kid, Of Course, I Was Brown All Summer. That's Because I Was Free As A Bird- Nothing To Do But Catch Bugs All Day.

Lots Of People Have Expressed Consternation That I Haven't Gotten Rid Of Southern Accent, But I Just Never Saw Any Reason To Lose The Flavor That I Grew Up With. I Enjoy Saying Some Things With A Southern Accent.

Perhaps The Truth Is That Heavy Literature Blooms In Extremes Of Temperature.

Twitter. It's Not A Good Sound, Is It? If It Were Worth Doing, There Would Be A Better Word For It.

I Prefer My Oysters Fried; That Way I Know My Oysters Died.