I Do Some Eccentric Dancing.

I Always Wanted To Win The Super Bowl So I Could Take It And Hold It And See What Lies Beyond It. I Think It May Be The Sun.

A Good Heavy Book Holds You Down. It's An Anchor That Keeps You From Getting Up And Having Another Gin And Tonic.

People Don't Necessarily Want Or Need To Be Done Unto As You Would Have Them Do Unto You. They Want To Be Done Unto As They Want To Be Done Unto.

Think About Scary Movies: There's A Fine Line Between Horror And Humor.

It Was Easy To Make Fun Of Bush, But It Was Sort Of Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel And It Didn't Really Feel All That Good Because It Was So Easy To Do. I Would Much Rather Live Under A Thoughtful President. Even If It Makes It Harder To Be Funny About Politics, It Makes It More Interesting To Be Funny About Politics.