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I Would Rather Undergo A Vasectomy Via Weed Whacker Than Attend An Opera.

Thanks To Modern Medical Advances Such As Antibiotics, Nasal Spray, And Diet Coke, It Has Become Routine For People In The Civilized World To Pass The Age Of 40, Sometimes More Than Once.

Reading... A Vacation For The Mind.

Nobody Cares If You Can't Dance Well. Just Get Up And Dance.

You Will Never Find Anybody Who Can Give You A Clear And Compelling Reason Why We Observe Daylight Savings Time.