I Do What I Can

I'll Go With The Guy With One House. The Guy With One House Is Scared About Losing His House.

Comedy Is The Blues For People Who Can’t Sing.

When You Have Kids, There's No Such Thing As Quality Time. There's Just Time. There's No, 'ooh, His Graduation's Better Than Going To The Mall.' It's All Kind Of Equal. Changing Her Diaper And Her Winning A Contest - It's All Good.

Smart Is Knowing If You're Dumb. Knowing When To Shut Up And To Listen To People That Are Smarter Than You.

Gay People Got A Right To Be As Miserable As Everybody Else.