I Don't Feel Qualified To

Tragedy Is A Close-up; Comedy, A Long Shot.

I Don't Act, Anyway. The Stuff Is All Injected As We Go Along. My Pictures Are Made Without Script Or Written Directions Of Any Kind

No Man Can Be A Genius In Slapshoes And A Flat Hat.

All My Life I Have Been Happiest When The Folks Watching Me Said To Each Other, `look At The Poor Dope, Wilya?

A Comedian Does Funny Things. A Good Comedian Does Things Funny.