I Don't Know Any Astronauts.

Comedy Clubs Are A Bit More Expensive. That's The Problem With Some Of These Places. But The Flipside Of That Is, If You Do Too Many Shows For Free Or $5, Then People Don't Understand Why You Can't Fly To Milwaukee And Do A Show For A $3 Cover. That Won't Even Pay For My Flight.

I Used To Write Things Out Beforehand. But Sometimes It Backfires

I Will Not Be Misquoted!

I'm Particularly Proud Of My Reluctance To Share My Dreams With Anyone.

I Haven't Done A Lot In London. I Think Comedy Over There Is How It Was Over Here Years Ago. There's Tons Of It, And They're Better Paid.