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It's Amazing How Many People You See On Tv. I Did My First Television Show A Month Ago, And The Next Day Five Million Television Sets Were Sold. The People Who Couldn't Sell Theirs Threw Them Away.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

You Know What A Fan Letter Is - It's Just An Inky Raspberry.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

I Love Flying. I've Been To Almost As Many Places As My Luggage.