I Don't Know If You've

I Don't Think I'm Prepared To Give Away My Technique To Great Britain. Are You Crazy? All I Can Say Is There Was A Ninja And A Fire Truck Involved, And A Great Deal Of Coersion.

When Your Dad's A Cop, Calling 911 Is Really Just Like Calling Dad At Work.

My Tattoo Is Of A Cannon In Vancouver That I Got In A Fleeting Moment Of Stupidity Maybe 14 Years Ago. A Lot Of People Have Really Beautiful Tattoos, And I Get Real Tattoo Envy. But Then Other People Basically Just Treat Them Like Bumper Stickers For Their Bodies.

I Do Have Someone That I Work With And She Is Amazing And I Definitely Don't Have Unmitigated Abusive Tendencies Towards Her. She Is Very Sweet. I Also Know What That Is Like. I Have Heard My Agent Thinking He Has Hit Mute On The Phone Before He, You Know, Physically Unleashes Broken Glass And Cellphones At His Poor Assistant. It Is A Tough Job Under The Best Of Circumstances. I Understand That.

I Love Canada. It Makes A Nice Hat For America. When America Runs Out Of Water, It's The First Place I'll Go.