I Don't Know What "altmanesque"

Happy Endings Are Absolutely Ludicrous, They're Not True At All. We See The Guy Carry The Girl Across The Threshold And Everybody Lives Happily Ever After -- That's Bullshit. Three Weeks Later He's Beating Her Up And She's Suing For Divorce And He's Got Cancer.

If George W. Bush Is Elected President, I'm Leaving For France.

I Like Audiences To Crane Their Necks.

Words Don't Tell You What People Are Thinking. Rarely Do We Use Words To Really Tell. We Use Words To Sell People Or To Convince People Or To Make Them Admire Us. It's All Disguise. It's All Hidden -- A Secret Language.

They'll Never Give Me An Oscar. And I Sincerely, Honestly Don't Care. I Always Turn Up When I'm Nominated And It Would Be Nice To Get One, But To Win One Would Be Bad Luck. It Comes With Too Much Expectation. It Would Be The End.