I Don't Mean To Change

I'd Do The Lifting, But I Just Got A Manicure. And I Notice You Don't Have A Manicure At All. Only Thing Noticeable About Your Hands Is The Missing Tan On Your Ring Finger That I Don't Care About. -lula

Shirley's Gonna Be Pissed," Gazarra Said. "she Hates When I Get Shot." To My Recollection, The Only Other Time Gazarra Was Shot Was When He Was Playing Quick Draw In The Police Station Elevator And His Gun Accidentally Discharged. The Bullet Ricocheted Off The Elevator Wall And Lodged In Gazarra's Right Buttock.

They Have Enough Testosterone Between Them, If Testosterone Were Electricity They Could Light Up New York City For The Month Of August

With The Exception Of Dessert, Food Is Food.

I Mostly Eat Peanut Butter Sandwiches. Peanut Butter And Banana, Peanut Butter And Jelly, Peanut Butter And Potato Chips, Peanut Butter And Olives, And Peanut Butter And Marshmallow Goo. So Sue Me, I Like Peanut Butter.