I Don't Need My Phone

I'm Half Jewish, Half Scottish. It's Hard For Me To Buy Anything.

I Dont Like The Idea Of Being Eaten By A Shark. I Like To Swim In The Ocean, And I Think Much More About Sharks Than Anyone Should. I Really Resent The Fact That My Oceangoing Experiences Are Ruined By Jaws.

Privacy Is Something I Have Come To Respect. I Think When I Was Younger I Wanted To Tell Everybody Everything, Because I Thought I Was So Damn Interesting. Then I Heard The Snoring.

As I've Gotten Older I've Become A Devotee Of 19th-century Authors, Such As Charles Dickens And George Eliot.

It's Not Someone Else's Responsibility To Honor My Marriage. It's My Responsibility.