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I Just Fell Down The Stairs Holding A Guitar And Accidentally Wrote A One Direction Song

Happens I Am Very Political. I Have Deep Political Instincts.

I Was So Drunk, I Thought A Tube Of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

I Just Had Some Of The Same Journalists That Panned Electric Circus At The Time, They Just Listened To Universal Mind Control And They Loved It. And Then They Went Back To Tell Me That Electric Circus, If It Came Out At Today, It Would've Had A Different Reception. One Of Them Told Me, "hey, Man. You Need To Bring It Out Again." And I Said, "hey, It's Cool. It Is What It Is."

One Of The Challenges You Will Face Is Finding A Job In Our Depressed Economy, ... In Fact, The Chances Of Finding A Job Are About As Good As Finding Weapons Of Mass Destruction In The Iraqi Desert -- Slim And None, And Slim Just Left The Building.