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I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

Lula Had Eminem Cranked Up. He Was Rapping About Trailer Park Girls And How They Go Round The Outside, And I Was Wondering What The Heck That Meant. I'm A White Girl From Trenton. I Don't Know These Things. I Need A Rap Cheat Sheet.

Pete- What Does A Woman Want Out Of Marriage? Louisa- Undying Devotion And A Warm Place To Put Her Cold Feet When She Gets Into Bed At Night.

This Is War,' I Yelled Through The Door. Lucky For Me,' Morelli Said. 'i Give Good War.

He’s Sort Of A Homeless Horse,” I Said. “i’m Leaving For The Airport In Two Seconds, And I Won’t Be Back For A Couple Days. You Can Put The Horse In The Garage, But I Don’t Want That Horse In My Apartment.” “who Would Put A Horse In An Apartment? That’s Dumb.” “where’s The Horse Staying Now?” “my Apartment.” “i Can Always Count On You To Brighten My Day,” Ranger Said. And He Disconnected.