I Don't Think I've Had

I Always Hold Doors Open, I Always Try To Be Nice.

Any Glamorous Moment You Might Mistake Me For Having Is Always Pretend.

I Really Am Pretty Boring. There's No Reason To Take Pictures Of Me.

I've Basically Made A Career Out Of My Imagination. I Feel Very Lucky.

I Am Very Outspoken, Obviously, And I Should Say That I Can't Judge Anyone For Doing Anything.