I Don't Usually Fly In

I Started Being A Comedy Fan When I Was, I'm Going To Guess, Like 5 Or 6 Years Old.

I Think A Bad Place For A Fire Would Be The Factory Where They Make Those Trick Candles.

Our Times, A Brief History: As Televisions Became Flatter, People Became Rounder.

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

I Wanna Buy A Bunch Of Hermit Crabs And Make Them Live Together.