I Don't Believe Professional Athletes

Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have The Right To Beat The Hell Out Of Him

I Think You Have An Obligation To Be Honest.

The Word Conservative Means Discriminatory Practically. It's A Form Of Political Discrimination. What Do The Republicans Run On? Against Gay Marriage And For A War That Makes No Sense. A War That Was Based On Faulty Intelligence. That's All They Ever Talk About. That And Immigration. Another Discriminatory Argument For Political Gain.

Poor People Have Been Voting For Democrats For The Last 50 Years And They're Still Poor.

If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would Be Christmas.