I Don't Consider Myself A

I Make Fun Of People Who Are Religious, Because They're Fundamentally Weak.

Never Underestimate The Role Pretension Plays When It Comes To Creating Euphemistic Language.

Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

When I Ask How Old Your Toddler Is, I Don't Need To Hear '27 Months.' 'he's Two' Will Do Just Fine. He's Not A Cheese. And I Didn't Really Care In The First Place.

So I Want To Thank The Pentagon, The Soviet Union And The Military-industrial Complex From The Bottom Of My Heart. Without Them, I Could Never Have Become The Man I Am Today.