I Don't Do Anything To

People Just Like To Be On Camera. There's A Huge Desire To Be In Front Of The Camera, And Once There, People Will Say And Do Almost Anything. It's Sort Of A Drug, And I Think People Get Addicted To It.

In An Enclosed Space, A Camel's Breath Can Change The Atmosphere Of The Room. Not Only Just The Smell, They Literally Seem To Change The Atmospheric Pressure. It's So Disgusting. It's Like They Have Eight Stomachs Each More Rancid Then The Next And It Just Comes Out Of Their Mouth.

You Never Saw Peter Sellers The Actor Trying To Make You Laugh. All He Was Doing Was The Character. What I'm Saying Is That I Don't Think You Should Know You're In A Movie. I Don't Like It When Actors Are Winking At The Audience And Saying, 'right, Isn't This Funny? Are You With Me?'

An Office Is A Place To... Live Life To The Fullest. To The Max. To... An Office Is A Place Where Dreams Come True.

I Ate Fiberglass Insulation. It Wasn’t Cotton Candy Like The Guy Said… My Tummy Itches.