I Don't Do Impressions.

You've Got To Be Able To Sell Yourself.

The Man I Adored, And Miss Him Terribly, Was Johnny Carson.

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.

I Was Sitting In The Toilet And I Was By Myself. I Was Tired Of Playing With The Roller, So I Said I'd Better Write A Book.

I Always Enjoy Being Full Of Fun, But I Have My Serious Moments. Some Women Go For The Studious Kind Of Guy, I Certainly Was Not That. If A Girl Is Looking For Somebody Different And Maybe A Little More Exciting For Themselves - Someone More On The Fun Side, I Would Suggest That They Look For A Type Like Don Rickles.