I Don't Enjoy British Shows

I Don't Trawl Record Shops Anymore. I Usually Hear Music In Bars Or At Friends' Houses.

I Don't Want People To Come And See Our Gig Because Of The Magnificent Things I'm Doing With My Hips, But It's Their Evening, You Know. They Have To Have Fun. I'm A Little Bit Naive.

But For Every Hour And A Half On Stage, You Have A Five Hour Long Bus Ride, Waiting For Five Hours At The Airport, Five Hours Of Interviews... I Know, It's Part Of The Job, But That Doesn't Imply I Have To Like It.

The Citizen Is Becoming A Pawn In A Game Where Nobody Knows The Rules, Where Everybody Consequently Doubts That There Are Rules At All, And Where The Vocabulary Has Been Diminished To Such An Extent That Nobody Is Even Sure What The Game Is All About.

The Business Of Being A Popular Entertainer In England Is Just Too Hard.