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Motherhood Is A Dream. It Really Is Absolutely Amazing.

Giving Up My Scotch? My Macallan 18? That Was Hard For Me! Though Now That Doesn't Even Sound Good, Being Pregnant. You Crave Other Things. A Big Thing Of Water Sounds Great!

First Love Is Only Once In A Lifetime, And It Remains Only In Memory.

It Was Like A Death In The Family: You Go Through The Mourning Stage, Then The Rebellion, And Then All Of A Sudden You Have To Find Life By Yourself. . . . I Loved Everything About Marriage. I Loved Having A Companion To Wake Up With And Have Barbecues With. But Things Happen And People Grow Apart. I Don't Really Ever Talk About The Divorce Because It Was A Heart-wrenching Thing To Go Through.

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.