I Don't Fear Death Because

I'll No Longer Say That I Have Supernatural Powers. I Am An Entertainer. I Want To Do A Good Show. My Entire Character Has Changed.

I Was Sued By A Woman Who Claimed That She Became Pregnant Because She Watched Me On Television And I Bent Her Contraceptive Coil.

I Believe In Past Lives But I Know Nothing About Mine And I Don't Want To Know. I Live In The Present, Taking One Day At A Time.

If You're Brilliant And Open-minded, You Can Start At The Top.

I Don't Take Myself Seriously All The Time; I Have To Do Quirky Things, Such As Helping Football Teams, Moving The Ball Away From Mcallister's Foot, Getting Into The Sun And The Star - Because, You Know, I Like Sensationalism, It's A Part Of What I Do.