I Don't Go To Bed

The Only Way I Can't Hit .300 Is If There's Something Physically Wrong With Me.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.

When People Ask Me, "who Was The Toughest Pitcher You Ever Faced?", I Have To Say That There Has Never Been A Pitcher Who Over-impressed Me. That's Not Meant To Be A Bragging Statement. It's Just That I Get Up For Good Pitchers.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

Somebody's Gotta Win And Somebody's Gotta Lose And I Believe In Letting The Other Guy Lose.