I Don't Go To Premieres,

Depending On Which Side Of The Fence You're On, You Could Argue That The Sexual Liberation Of The Late '60s, Led To Women Being Emancipated In Some Ways. That They Found A Voice During That Time, With Feminism. It's Complicated.

I Am Lucky To Be In A Profession That Is Not Age Dependent.

I Think There's As Much Profundity And Wisdom In Shakespeare, More So In Fact, Than Those In The Bible.

People Come Up To Me In Supermarkets And Demand Humour. And The Less Amusing I Am, The More They Piss Themselves. So I Say, "i'm Doing My Shopping, Mate, Ok?" And The Guy Will Be On The Floor In Hysterics. Quite Odd. Eventually I Do Have To Say Something Funny So I Usually Go For Something Pathetic Like, "it's A Nice Place To Shop But I Wouldn't Like To Live Here!" And They Roar Again. Wet Themselves. I'm Lucky Though That I Am Not Massively Famous, I Can Get The Tube Without Much Bother. Must Be Awful Being The Beckhams.

If It Was Just The Potatoes That Were Affected, At The End Of The Day You Will Pay The Price If You're A Fussy Eater.