I Don't Have A Bluetooth

I Always Run In The Morning On An Empty Stomach, And I'll Go Through A Bottle And A Half Of Water. Then I Have A Protein Drink Or I Eat Egg Whites.

The Difference Between Las Vegas And Atlantic City Is The Difference Between Getting Conned By A Beautiful Call Girl And Getting Mugged By A Crack Head.

My Cranky Cardiologist Says I'm Destined To Die In The Kitchen.

One Day I Was Running Around Playing With My Son Connor When Afterwards I Was Sweating, Tired And Out Of Breath. I Was Embarrassed That Something As Enjoyable As Playing With My Son Was So Tough For Me To Do. Immediately I Started An Extensive Diet And Exercise Plan. It Completely Changed My Life And Helped Cure My Type-2 Diabetes.

You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And Coke.