I Don't Have A Competitive

My Desire To Experiment Comes From My Attention-deficit Approach To Cosmetics. I Just Get Really Bored, Really Easily.

Mum Doesn't Like It When I Mention That Dad's A Better Cook Than Her. He Was Born In Spain And Spent Eight Years In Portugal And Is Exceptional At Lots Of Cuisines.

If I Go Out With No Make-up And A Tracksuit On, Nobody Comes Up To Me. And If They Do, I Won't Do A Photo Because I Wouldn't Want Any Photographic Evidence.

Dressing Up Is Like Therapy; I Feel Better In Myself When I've Made An Effort.

No One Ever Chats Me Up; I Think They All Think I'm Taken. Either That Or No One Fancies Me.