I Don't Have A Girlfriend.

Hell, Yeah! Meeting Adjourned!

Pepperidge Farm Bread. That's Fancy Bread. You Can Tell It's Fancy Because It's Wrapped Twice. You Open It, And It Still Isn't Open. That's Why I Don't Buy It. I Don't Need Another Step Between Me And Toast.

I Tried To Walk Into Target, But I Missed. I Think The Entrance To Target Should Have People Splattered All Around.

I Have No Problem Not Listening To The Temptations.

I Bought Myself A Parrot, But It Did Not Say "i'm Hungry", And So It Died.