I Don't Have Any Warm

If You Ever Manage To Make A Fool Of Me, I'll Deserve What I Get.

I Have Never Met A Man [in The Military], In Or Out Of Uniform, Who Ever Said, "let's Use The Missiles." They Are Even More Terrified That The Bishops, Because A Great Many Of Them Don't Expect To Go To Heaven, Which At Least The Bishops Do.

[on The Democratic Party:] Its Leaders Are Always Troubadors Of Trouble; Crooners Of Catastrophe ... A Democratic President Is Doomed To Proceed To His Goals Like A Squid, Squirting Darkness All About Him.

When A Man Can't Explain A Woman's Actions, The First Thing He Thinks Of Is The Condition Of Her Uterus.

Autobiography Is Mostly Alibiography.