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I Don't Just Like Sexual Double Entendres I Love Them, I Stroke Them, I Milk Them, I Spank Them When They're Naughty.
-Craig Ferguson
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I Don't Just Like Sexual
Craig Ferguson
I Don't Just Like Sexual Double Entendres I Love Them, I Stroke Them, I Milk Them, I Spank Them When They're Naughty.
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