I Don't Know If Anybody's

A Story About My Life Would Be Utterly Dull.

I Considered Becoming A Priest Very Seriously. I Wanted To Travel The World. By The Time I Turned 16, I Realized I Was Only In It For Selfish Reasons. And, More Importantly, I Didn't Want To Sacrifice The Ladies!

Distance Is A Bad Excuse For Not Having A Good Relationship With Somebody. It's The Determination To Keep It Going Or Let It Fall By The Wayside; That's The Real Reason That The Relationships Continue.

I Wanted To Be A Missionary And Work Abroad, But Girls Started To Become A Bigger Part Of My Life Around The Time I Lost Interest In The Priesthood.

'st. Elmo's Fire' Is One Of My Favorite Films. I Like The Storytelling Of Those Teenage American Films. You Don't Get That Now. Teenage American Movies Are All About Sick Jokes, Puking A Lot, Arse Jokes.