I Don't Know If You

I Was Studying My 'bold And Beautiful' Script The Other Day, Lying In A Hammock, When One Of My Siberian Tigers Walked Up And Grabbed It Out Of My Hand - She Wanted To Play. See - Teeth Marks!

In Fact, I Think I Have Had A Ghost In My House. Although Not Active Lately, Unexplainable Things Would Happen And The Kitties Were Particularly Sensitive - Especially, Marlon Brando... The Cat Not The Man.

I Had To Have Help Getting Up These Stairs Because I've Been Tackled By So Many Lions And Tigers. Really. I'm Like An Old Football Player.

I Know So Many People Who Are Eaten Up By Regret. It Manifests Itself In So Many Ways. They Either Become Mentally A Bit Off, Or They Get Very Fat, Or They Are Just Horribly Depressed.

It Has Become My Mission To Stop The Insanity Of Wild Cats As Pets.