I Don't Like To Say

If I Ever Over Hear People Saying I Give Off An 'ed Harris Type Of Sexy Vibe.' I'll Be Pretty Psyched.

It's Harder To Be Funny If You're Handsome Than If You're Very Normal-looking. It's Just More Relatable. You're The Underdog. I Mean It's Funny To See People Struggle, And You Don't Buy That Brad Pitt Is Struggling, You Know That Guy Could Be The Most Skill-less Guy In The World, But If You Look Like That You Will Be Fine For The Rest Of Your Life.

I Love My Parents. But I'm Almost 28 And It's Not Fun To Be Asked, 'what Are You Doing Today? What Do You Want For Dinner? When Are You Going To Be Home?' It Just Makes You Feel Like A Kid. It's This Juxtaposition Of Feeling Annoyed And Really Lucky To Have People Who Love You So Much.

You Really Feel An Obligation To Someone When They're Trusting You To Do Something, And You Promise That You'll Come Through For Them.

I Don't Like To Compare Things To Other Things. It Always Sounds Arrogant In Print.