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If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

We Sing About God Because We Believe In Him. We Are Not Trying To Offend Anybody, But The Evidence That We Have Seen Of Him In Our Small Little Lives Trumps Your Opinion About Whether Or Not He Exists.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think People That Send Out Graduation Announcements Are Show-offs.

If You Don't Have Anything Good To Say About Someone, You Must Be Talking About Hillary Clinton.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your 'huntin Dog' Cost More Than The Truck You Drive Him Around In.