I Don't Need Plastic In

There Are Songs About Abortions, About Slashing Your Arms With Razors, About Imagining Your Own Funeral In New Orleans, About Rock Stars Cheating On Their Wives, Sex.

I Want To Be The Girl With The Most Cake.

I Have No Intention Of Dying Young And Being Some Stinking Rock'n'roll Person.

Real Girls Aren't Perfect, And Perfect Girls Aren't Real

I Don't Really Miss God But I Sure Miss Santa Claus!