I Don't Play Golf. I

I Found Out Retirement Means Playing Golf, Or I Don't Know What The Hell It Means. But To Me, Retirement Means Doing What You Have Fun Doing.

I Was The Class Clown, You Know, That Kind Of Thing, And I Gathered Around Me A Group Of Guys Who Also Were Silly. I Was In All The Plays And Everything. But I Don't Know, At That Time Show Businesses Looked Like The Moon, You Know, It Was So Far Away. I Wanted To Be A Radio Announcer.

Today, With The Subject Matter That's Around Politically, And Internationally And Everything, I Think Carl Reiner Would Have A Ball. I Think The Format Should Stay The Same. I'd Sure Love To See Him Dealing With It Today.

A Producer Came To Me About Doing A Memoir, And At First I Thought, "well, It's A Little Bland." But Then I Realized That Almost Everything That's Happened To Me Was The Result Of Being In The Right Place At The Right Time. And I Thought "well, Luck Has A Lot To Do With It," So I Wrote It From That Perspective.

Do You Know That I Was The Anchor On The 'cbs Morning Show?' And My Newsman Was Walter Cronkite.