I Don't Profess To Be

I Don't Want To Do Just A Liberal Show.

You Know, I'm A Comedian The Same As Bill Maher And Jon Stewart. We All Came Up The Same Way. The Three Of Us Have Interest In Politics; I Call Us Fundits, We're Fundits! We're Not Pundits!

If You Have Trouble With Finding Things You Should Get Into Some Kind Of Therapy With A Good Therapist If You Need, I Mean I Just Believe In Therapy For Everybody. I Really Do. I Don't Think Any Body Can Escape It.

Is There Such A Thing As A Man-made Stroke? In Other Words, Did Someone Do This To (democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...i Know What This [republican] Party Is Capable Of.

You Can See A Lot Of Politics On A Lot Of Different Channels. I'm Not Interested, Really, In Talking In Some Wonky Conversation About Politics, Though. It's Not My Speed. I'm Not Interested In The Ins And Outs Of Health Care.