I Don't Put Myself On

Sometimes If I'm Not Playing Well On Stage, I'll Purposely Play Even Worse; I'll Tear It Apart, Because I'm So Disgusted With What I'm Playing That I'll Go The Wrong Route: Instead Of Trying To Make It Better, I'll Go The Other Way And Really Make Myself Sound Bad. Which Is A Kind Of A Strange Outlook I Suppose, Really.

I've Always Thought That I'm Not Really A Guitar Player, But I Just Practised So Much That I Developed Into A Kind Of A Bit Of A Musician, But I've Often Doubted My Musical Ear. If Someone Sings Me A Melody, I Have To Improvise On That Melody, Because I Can't Retain The Information They've Given Me. That's Why I Still Practise Today, I Suppose, Because I Still Feel Inadequate.

When You've Toured For About 10 Years Like Me, You End Up Feeling Like You're Always Waiting For Somebody Or Something. The Whole Day Is A Drag

If A Ballet Dancer Falls Over, It's Knowing How To Get Out Looking Clumsy That Counts.

I Like Leaping Around On Stage As Long As It's Done With Class. None Of This Jumping Up In The Air And Doing The Splits