I Don't Think Children Are

When You're The Spokeswoman For A Weight-loss Program, Everything Is Witnessed. I Weigh In Once A Week With A Witness. I Have To Sign An Affidavit Saying I Cannot Have Any Surgeries.

There's Always Somebody Older, Richer, More Desperate Than You.

I Am A Little Klutzy And Self-deprecating. I Fit In With The Rest Of The Losers.

I Had Seen Cheers Twice, I Think. Ted [danson] Had So Much Hair In His Widow's Peak That I Remember Thinking, "that Dude Looks Like Eddie Munster."

It's Amazing How Coke Encompasses Everything In Your Life. Addicts Cannot Confront Life Because They Only Think Of Their Next Hit. I Ruined Life For My Parents, My Sister And All My Friends.