I Don't Think I'm Funny.

There's Periods Now In Our New York Residence When I Hear The Door Opening, Especially The First Couple Of Years... Anytime I Hear That Door Opening I Still Think I'm Gonna Hear Her.

I Have Friends Who Have Daughters And There's Times I Think I'm Glad I Have Boys Instead Of Girls.

I Gravitate Toward Women.

Criminals Thrive On The Indulgence Of Society’s Understanding.

In Los Angeles, It's Like They Jog For Two Hours A Day And Then They Think They're Morally Right. That's When You Want To Choke People, You Know?