I Don't Think People Were

If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'

As A Comic, You Try Something And If It Works You Go With It And Grind It To Death.

First Off, I Have To Mention What Is Undoubtedly The Greatest Phenomenon Of The Modern Era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

Now, As A Comic, If You're Vaguely Amusing You Can Go Straight Into Tv, Then You Play The O2 And Then Everyone's Sick Of You.

The Optimum Frequency With Which Comedians Should Do A Series Is Every Year. I Do One Every Three Years. My Audience Is Literally Dying Off.