I Don't Think The Problem

My Mom Was Kinda Like A Cat. She Slept A Lot.

I Think They Should Make Twilight Closets And All The Cast Members Can Walk Out Of Them.

Our Relationship Finally Ended When He Took To Waking Me Up In The Wee Hours O The Morning When He Would Go Surfing. He Thought It Might Be Fun To Have Me Come Watch. "fun For Who?" I Wanted To Ask. I Had Never Asked Him To Come To Happy Hour And Watch Me Drink.

I'm Not Graceful Either. I Have No Rhythm, I'm Never On Top.

I Had Sex With A Couple Guys But It Wasn't A Baseball Team. I Saved That For My Twenties.